Real Madrid march on... just 180 minutes away from celebrating the League title!

	* 5 reasons not to be a penis...* 1. Your bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. 4. The guy behind you is an asshole and 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

Holla Back !!!

Sad..I have to back oFF!!!

YOU are a straight guy..not a gay..I am shocked anyways..I am really.. You didn't delete the post.So i will withdraw my claim on you : a gay...two against one is rubbish..again that post is another crap from u which apparently doesn't make any sense...i am not gonna go on reading those piece of shit wasting my time.....u started it bitch i just posted the gansta prayer for the purpose of fun..asshole..

i never claimed i was a gansta...u bitch sniff claimed it.. so what am i too say...u can go on with your creative momma's poem...which doent make any sense as well....





WHITE FLAG!!! I am not the person whom like to blow people..U and i noe that fact indeed.... So what the fuck??? i give u a white flag...not becuz of any other reasons u might think of...

YER MAMA....

Whooptedoooo...The ape has got a sore spot up his arse.....Well, first he tells off a true Gangsta for being short..then he calls him gay before turning all 'queer eye'd" himself by saying he doesnt have a freakin batik and a basket at the back of his motorcycle..Listen Fatsonofogun...heres a few remarks for yer and yer homies back at the cradle you call your crib...

1) U still drive a freakinnn Motorcycle biatccchhh.......take your own advice and investigate spendexwhore...For yer info, We burn the earth with 8 wheelss fatso...even the upholstery( look it up the dictionary dumbass) is worth more than ur farkin EX5...Just ask Honda and Perodua..Oh wait..still...i have to take pity on you..maybe you havent seen one of those things we Humans call A CAR..yeahhh ...Apes are not that civilized are they???

2) You Rebutted(again look in the dictionary Battyboy) almost every point we said...but there were a few glaring ommisions in yer remarks..Dont Hold yer breath:
a)Yer didnt deny that u were fat...Fatso..Now ive finally figured out why you had to take off the basket at the back of yer motor, because yer Fackin ass was getting blisters from constant contact...That also explains why u no longer have any Batik in yer closet..U fat MF...

b) You throw gay comment at others when you are the one finding pics of Guys holding their magicstick...FatGayWanker...

c)Who gives a cockrelsass what yer fellow ape friends call yer..it would be a miracle that they can even speak let alone call you names...FatGAyApeWAnker

AND FOR THE ICING...HERES SOME SUGARCOATED HONEY TO WHET YOUR TASTEBUDS...A DEDICATION TO MARVENASAMY s/o SATHYAMOORTHY....CHEERSSSSS

YER MAMA............


Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.

Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Let The Games Begin !!!

Wooo hoooo.... Looks like things have really gotten started between members of the MMU & UTP against UNITEN !!! Looks like the MMU and UTP clans are a Tag Team.. Interesting.. But certainly some comments about us walking around campus has annoyed me... Cause here in UTP, the 6 of us rool in 2 cars which is a Proton Wira and a Honda City.. So I guess thats spacious enough compared to a single motorbike... And thats certainly more powerful than a freaking motorbike.. Cmon Dr Marven, you are a Doctor(thats what you claim to be) so pls get your facts right.... Its all for the good of the game !!!

Fell me Dawg !!!

Look who gets annoyed with a Gansta prayer...

such a noob myself..apologies

well my frens...

since i noticed everyone in d blog is interested on the latest happenings of da gangsta Marvenasamy s/o Sathyamurthy, i did some research of my own and ended up finding sum... shocking stuffs...well guys brace ur self to witness one of d most notorious pics of the thug taken (obviously by papparazi's as we all know how famous he is now)...


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2...


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macha's lets go!



SPOT DA GANGSTA IN D PIC...THIS IS ONE OF D MOST HOT SCANDALS IN TOWN...I HAD TO PAY LOADS OF MONEY TO GET TO THIS INSIDE INFORMATION OF D GANGSTA DATABASE...WELL MY FRIENDS...AS SAID ABOVE...

BE AFRAID, BE VERY VERY AFRAID...

HAPPENING MACHA'S FOR LIFE!

FOLLOW UP ON DA TRUE GANGSTA!!!

ALL HAIL DA TRUE GANGSTA Marvenasamy s/o Sathyamurthy !!!!




Dr Marvenasamy s/o Sathyamurthy


TIZ IS DA TRUE FACTS BOUT OUR TRUE GANGSTA IN HIS PARIADISE !


QUOTED BY DA TRUE GANGSTA "if just looks can kill..then i will be guilty of first degree murder." (2007, ONLINE)

ReaL NaME: Dr Marvenasamy s/o Sathyamurthy

NickNamE: drmarven /dj marven

* Occupation: Deejay ( sure we believe U. . . )
* Location: BANG-sar : K_hell ( happening macha )

About Me

if just looks can kill..then i will be guilty of first degree murder.


Interests

* song Mixing
* CLubbin
* DeejaYinG

Favorite Movies

* MAny * 2...all james bond movies
* spiderman

Favorite Music

* Trance.Progressive..House..breaks..many la...electronic and dance basically.

Favorite Books

* FUndamental Of engineering>.



BE AFRAID MY FRENS, BE VERY VERY AFRAID. . . .

Tribute To The Real GANGSTA = Dr "Marvenasamy"

Well,it seems that some gangster's have really been singing their prayers.. Hands up to our very own Dr Marvenasamy s/o Sathyamurthy who has trully achieved the "Gangster" status by being a prefect in HSBM.. Isnt that the perfect qualification to be an all time notorious Gangster?? It also says alot about a man who wears "Batik" clothing to lectures in his University.. But this Gangster status is a well kept secret as most of the tudents in UNITEN know him only as "NOOB".. Maybe i am out dated, maybe i missed that age when NOOB became the IN-word for Happening Macha's..

Unique is one way to describe his Gangsta status...imagine someone who can sneak into Zouk without paying cover charge??Believable maybe..be imagine someone his size(think BIG,really BIG) trying to sneak into a club...what say you??

Think about Drive -by shootings.....think Speeding in Hummers,Spiders.Porches.. and being chased by High speed Patrol Cars, think about running down pedestrian, crashing into postboxes, shooting paintballs out of your car window; gangstazz world.... NOW Think About all this,...... But ON a Honda EX5 dengan "Bakul kat belakang" ...with a fat sonofogun on it with a 30 year old helmet wearing batik bunga.....breathe...people...breathe before u suffocate to death.......please......hold that laughter for later when you see him in person...then laugh at his GANGSTA face...

A sneak preview of his monstrous machine that this Gangsta walks the Earth with :


YOU FEEL ME NOW Nigga's ????

named after valsan's nick..the new Perodua Viva...just as hopeless as him!! WHY???

Perodua Viva...Driving possiblities..What are the possiblities..10x possible of overturnning other than other cars..5x probable of breaking down after 2.5 years or else...probable of calling imitator of the daihatsu mira..probable of calling malaysian car makers not innovative and not creative...damn profit maker perodua... by the way mira is also ugly as well..here's the look...

the ugly mira...and let's compare that with perodua viva...


haha..by the way all time favourite kancil also falls into this category..so shaun...u are also the same..Haha.....

Gangsta's Prayer

Although we have no cups this season..

however the draw with chelsea brings the evolution...haha...sorry chelsea..SOri SHAUN...

AC Milan Or Liverpool!!

what"S your say...I say AC MILan for UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

Up Your Ass Blues !!! We Won It...

Finally the moment of truth.. Man Utd have reclaimed what is always suposed to be theirs from CHelski.. The best League in the whole wide world is won by the best team in the land, MAn Utd... Jose should now realize that money cant buy sucess anytime and anywhere.. The sight of John Terry sulking was just a joy to watch and the look on all the Chelski players faces was enough to make anyone know how bad losers they are..lolx... Anyway,these Blue Cunts have to give the True Champs, a real guard of honour in the coming game and I am not going to miss watching that for anything in the world.. Hopefully I can see John Terry sulking more when MAn UTD beat them in the FA Cup Final.. Come on Chelski... YOu were just that bad eh...Booo HUUU HUUUU....

Bunch Of Underperforming Cunts !!!

Milan 3 United 0 .... The scoreline is trully deserved an should have been more for Milan.. Manchester were just so bad all over the pitch and didnt deserve to be in the Final at all,yet should not even be in the semi final.. They were that bad.. They got their tactics all f**king wrong from the first whistle and were bad all game.. Rooney and Ronaldo never turned up for the game and My guess is that they never got on the flight to Milan,maybe they are still in Manchester,having some kinky sex with their girlfriends.... The defending was just so bad that I think it would have been wiser to put the entire Watford defence squad there in place of O Shea, Heinze,Vidic and Brown.. Heinze in particular played nothing less than a whole pile of horse shit and was fully responsible for the 2nd goal.. I am certainly not expecting him to be in Manchester next season.. It would have been a different story if Evra was playing as he is pacy and skillful.. Heinze was just so slow, there was no urgency in his game and was just so f**king irritating to watch..
Ronaldo is widely regarded as the best player in the wo0rld but for me he is proving just to be a showboat ponny.. He never had any impact on the game and was very very very poor through the whole game.. He never had any sort of impact on the game what so ever.. Sir Alex was talking about the spirit of the Class of 99 before the game but I certainly think that it would certainly be a shame and big disrespect to that Class if the current bunch of MU cunts was even compared to that bunch of players in 99... There can only be be 1 Roy Keane and that has been proven time and time again.. MU had no leader on the pitch against Milan and trully showed all the way.. Rooney was also very dissapointing for the whole game and didnt do enough..
Before the game,there was a talk about comparing who is the Best Player in the world between Ronaldo and Kaka,but its rubbish,, Kaka totally outshined, outclassed,outplayed,call it whatever you want,but he totally blew Ronaldo away... There cant be any comparisons between Ronaldo and Kaka because Kaka is certainly the best for now and its a shame to put Ronaldo beside him..
Another interesting point is that I didnt know that clubs were allowed to field animals in their squad until I saw Gattuso playing for Milan.. He is a total Bulldog and played like an animal no doubt bout that.. I just cant wait to see him cry in the final if they lose.. I hope they do.... Totally hate those Milan Bast**ds... But United are simply so dissapointing when everyone has so much hope on them.. They played like a bunch of cunts who cant handle the pressure of a semi final and dissapointed all their fans.. They are just "Jaguh Kampung" I guess.. That is the tag that they will carry until they can prove to be sucessful in Europe.. Till then ,they can only show their fucked up skills and brilliant display in the EPL... Dissapointing night for all MU fans...

Quadruple My Ass !!!

Finally the rubbish talk about Chelski going to win all 4 trophies can be put to bed.. Their penalty defeat at the hands of Liverpool was enough to shut Mourinho's mouth for at least another season about the Champions League.. What the heck do this team think about themselves?? They think they are too good and can win every trophy.. Suck on my balls,Mr Mourinho... Money doesnt buy sucess and this has been well proven.. They only realistic trophy that Chelski can win now is the FA Cup and I even doubt them winning that because of MU's dominance.. They might just pip Chelski to the FA cup.. That would leave Chelski just with the Carling Cup to show for all their efforts in a season.. So Chelski are just not great after all,aint they... Last night, Drogba totally played like a pregnant cow and didnt even deserve to be playing in a Champions League semi final.. The whole Chelski team were shitty and Liverpool werent far off either.. Totally boring football with their shitty long ball tactics and the whole game was a Division 1 game except for the class goal by Agger.. Lets just hope that the other semi final today between Milan and MU will be another classic like the previous leg in Manchester.. Its gonna be an all English Final boys, dnt you Mu fans worry about that.. Rooney and Ronaldo are going to Carry MU to the final.. Cheers...