YER MAMA....

Whooptedoooo...The ape has got a sore spot up his arse.....Well, first he tells off a true Gangsta for being short..then he calls him gay before turning all 'queer eye'd" himself by saying he doesnt have a freakin batik and a basket at the back of his motorcycle..Listen Fatsonofogun...heres a few remarks for yer and yer homies back at the cradle you call your crib...

1) U still drive a freakinnn Motorcycle biatccchhh.......take your own advice and investigate spendexwhore...For yer info, We burn the earth with 8 wheelss fatso...even the upholstery( look it up the dictionary dumbass) is worth more than ur farkin EX5...Just ask Honda and Perodua..Oh wait..still...i have to take pity on you..maybe you havent seen one of those things we Humans call A CAR..yeahhh ...Apes are not that civilized are they???

2) You Rebutted(again look in the dictionary Battyboy) almost every point we said...but there were a few glaring ommisions in yer remarks..Dont Hold yer breath:
a)Yer didnt deny that u were fat...Fatso..Now ive finally figured out why you had to take off the basket at the back of yer motor, because yer Fackin ass was getting blisters from constant contact...That also explains why u no longer have any Batik in yer closet..U fat MF...

b) You throw gay comment at others when you are the one finding pics of Guys holding their magicstick...FatGayWanker...

c)Who gives a cockrelsass what yer fellow ape friends call yer..it would be a miracle that they can even speak let alone call you names...FatGAyApeWAnker

AND FOR THE ICING...HERES SOME SUGARCOATED HONEY TO WHET YOUR TASTEBUDS...A DEDICATION TO MARVENASAMY s/o SATHYAMOORTHY....CHEERSSSSS

YER MAMA............


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she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

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when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

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the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

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when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

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Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

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when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

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the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

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she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

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a picture of her fell off the wall!

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her picture takes two frames.

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her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.