aN iNTeReSTiNG ConVeRsaTiON...

this conversation took place between predith michealangelo n kharthik d fatty slutty...after he got his car hit in pacific car park cuz of his dumbness on not knowing how to park d vehical...

[12:13:56 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : duno how to park also
[12:14:00 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : bllooody fagggot
[12:14:38 AM] Nocturne: hah faggot
[12:14:51 AM] Nocturne: pergi hisap lah
[12:15:24 AM] .~:[ K h K :: fuck u
[12:15:28 AM] .~:[ K h K :: no car lesen also
[12:15:32 AM] .~:[ K h K :: fucker
[12:15:39 AM] .~:[ K h K :: drivin 1 cibai motor
[12:15:48 AM] .~:[ K h K :: lanciiu bangla
[12:16:02 AM] .~:[ K h K :: tak de lesen
[12:16:06 AM] .~:[ K h K :: punye cibai
[12:16:47 AM] Nocturne: fuck you lah
[12:16:50 AM] Nocturne: ass hole
[12:16:58 AM] Nocturne: you bike license also don't have
[12:17:04 AM] Nocturne: wat the fuck you talking now
[12:17:17 AM] .~:[ K h K :: bike lesen very hard lah
[12:17:20 AM] Nocturne: wat the fuck is your freakin problem lah fat ass
[12:17:38 AM] Nocturne: huh you can balance the bike with your fatass ah
[12:17:57 AM] Nocturne: you father must change the tyre every twice a week
[12:18:03 AM] Nocturne: because you so heavy
[12:18:06 AM] Nocturne: fuck you lah
[12:18:08 AM] Nocturne: ass hole
[12:18:19 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : hahahahaahhaha

.~ K h K ~. has been added to the conversation.

Nocturne says:
where the hell you want to go lah fatass
Nocturne says:
celaka
Nocturne says:
got car license so big ah
Nocturne says:
parking also cannot do properly
Nocturne says:
fuke you and your car lah
Nocturne says:
pergi hisap ganja lah
Nocturne says:
celaka
Nocturne says:
wat the fuck now

.~ K h K ~. has left the conversation.

BiLL GaTeS iN HeaVeN...

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates
were in an
airplane that crashed.

They went up to heaven, and God sat on the great
throne. God addressed Al first. "Al, what do you
believe in?"

Al replied, "Well, I believe that the combustion
engine is evil and that we need to save the world
from CFC's and that if any more freon is used, the
whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all
die."

God thought for a second and said, "Okay, I can
live with that. Come sit at my left."

God then addressed Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do
you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replied, "Well, I believe in power to
the people. I think people should be able to make
their own choices about things and that no one
should ever be able to tell someone else what to
do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thought for a second and said, "Okay, that
sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addressed Bill Gates. "Bill, what do you
believe?"

"I believe you're in my chair," said Bill Gates.

ToP !0 WiERd LaWs Of D WoRLd...

op 10 Weird laws of the world
Message: Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries
recognize the following Islamic law: "After having
sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin
to eat its flesh." (umm OK, I’m sure the lamb
appreciates that one)

Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to
have sex with animals, but the animals must be
female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes
sense...)

Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally
examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from
looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Ouch!)

Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the
genitals of a corpse. This also applies to
undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must
be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all
times. (...a brick?)

Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is capitation. (Wonder how they enforce
that one?)

Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time
job is to travel the countryside and deflower
young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam
law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute...is
there any job anywhere else in the world that even
comes close to this?)

Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may
only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired. COOL)

Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish
stores. (Of course!)

Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for
a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at
the same time. (We have to presume this was a big
enough problem that they had to pass this law...)

And the wierdest law in the world is...

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens her
mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I
shudder at the thought. How many of us would be
virgins today?)

WhY MeN aRe HaPPiEr tHaN WoMaN...

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are
talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even
decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all
seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier...

StRaNGe 9/11 FaCTs...

: 1) New York City has 11
letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to
destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets
more
interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the
Twin
Towers
was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9
+ 2 =
11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers,
was
carrying
65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it
is
now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency
services
telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all
the hi-jacked
planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the
calendaryear.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004. 3+
1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after
the Twin Towers
incident.


>Now this is where things get totally eerie:
>
>The most recognised symbol for the US,
after the
Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The
following verse
is
taken from the Quran, the Islamic

>holy book:
>"For it is written that a son of Arabia
would
awaken a
fearsome Eagle. he wrath of the Eagle
would be
felt
throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of
the
people trembled in despair still more
rejoiced: for
the
wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of
Allah and
there was peace."
>
>That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
>
>Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try
this and
see
how you feel afterwards, it made my hair
stand on
end:
>
>Open Microsoft Word and do the
following:
>
>1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the
flight
number
of the first
>plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
>
>2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
>
>3. Change the font size to 48.
>
>4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

trust me...try it out n see for ur self...

A CunT LiaR...

ToDaY i HaVe aN acT oF PuRe N NaTurAL BreeD StuPiDiTy FrOm A CuM AsS F****R AlSo KnoWn As GuMMy BeaR@FaTTy@pAnDi@PanTai BitCH@

KHaRTHIK!!!

This was d converstaion between me n him earlier today... just read on...

[12:36:42 AM] kihtrahk_88@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

[12:36:53 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : where u went dei?
[12:36:57 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : y ar?
[12:37:15 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : v went 4 movie
[12:37:21 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : haha
[12:37:25 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : good good
[12:37:31 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : cekap deo
[12:37:34 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : yea yea
[12:37:37 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : wat time u wennt?
[12:37:47 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : 8.00
[12:37:51 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : 8.46
[12:37:57 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : 8.45 show
[12:38:01 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : went wit who?
[12:38:10 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : i,yugen,shaun
[12:38:23 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : wat time show habis?
[12:38:41 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : 11.330 v came home alredi
[12:38:48 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : dunno
[12:38:51 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : may b at 11
[12:38:54 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : go screw ur candy ass lar bitch
[12:38:58 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : i think
[12:39:03 AM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : i chatted wit yugen at 11
[12:39:21 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : dont want 2 believe sudah
[12:39:45 AM] .~MAn U 2 - : at 11 v not even back yet

This BeloW iS d COnversation i had with Yugen knows as LLOyD BaNKs !! (malaysian_nabster@hotmail.com) below...

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| Session Start: Monday, April 10, 2006 |
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| ¸¸,ø¤°``thê ðñê`®`°¤ø,¸¸ ™ (jai_raaj@hotmail.com) |
| LLOyD BaNKs !! (malaysian_nabster@hotmail.com) |
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[10:46:20 PM] ¸¸,ø¤°``thê : deii
[10:46:32 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[10:46:39 PM] LLOyD BaNKs : wait

from here we can see tat mR.yugen was at his home at 10.46 and while kharthik was watching a movie wit him in pacific and just came back at 11.30...haha...how can yugen be at 2 place at one time...there are 2 explainations for this...its either kharthik is a faggot gay who imagined yugen n shaun wit him together doin stuff he had imagined in his wildest fantasy or he is a pure ass cunt liar...i guess its up 2 u guys 2 make ur mind which one it is...