Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

30 WAYS TO BE OFFENSIVE AT FUNERALS
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.
2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.
3. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.
4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
7. Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8. Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.
12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13. Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.
14. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15. Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18. Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19. Take up a collection to pay off the deceased' gambling debts.
20. Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tattooing on.
21. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.
22. Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
23. If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.
24. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.
25. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.
26. At the cemetary take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
27. Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.
28. Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.
29. Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.
30. Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HUMAN EVOLUTION BECOMES NASTY AND STINKY TO BECOME A MAN !!!

My story here is not for the faint hearted but for those who want to know what our mother earth can produce on this planet !!!! We should all be gratefull that we are born perfectly normal and healthy but there is also some breed of us that are not that lucky….I am not that bad to point out to anybody in particular but all of us at Bad Boys Clan coudnt help noticing about a particular breed that lives in Taman Inderawasih…Hmmmm,what else can we say when our eyes come across a homo sapien….ehemm….ehemmmm….ehemmm, that consists of a mini giant (a particular breed,similar to the half giant breed of Hagrid the Hogwarts Gamekeeper in Harry Potter)… His name is Khartik s/o Arumugam ,age 18,…This human being is believed to have evolved from a jumble of animal species which is called the mega transformation or the next best event to happen in our earth ever since Jackyln Victor won the Malaysian Idol Award 2 years ago (this years winner,Mr.Daniel was a total flop in my opinion)..A group of scientists in Taman Inderawasih have done some heavy research and after years of hard work ,they have finally come up with a teory abou how this particular Mr.Khartik evolved to become a human being (or something close to it at least)….They have designed a flow chart below to help you readers out there understand how this very n extremely difficult transformation was done !!!!

The Flow Chart

…. the evolution was almost complete but due to severe and extreme eating, the whole evolution took a total twist…..behold……

The transformation was almost complete but due to the toads extreme eating ,consuming of other animals droppings and other slimy food,mother nature once again took this transformation to the next level….Hold your breaths ladies and gentlemen…..

Even after turning into a turtle,Mr.Khartik coudnt stop his eating habbits so Mother Nature got really pissed and said “This slimy meatball should be a human or something close to it so that he can realize what is all about dieting !!!”

So she gracefully turned the turtle into its final transformation and my word,it was ghastly !!!!

Ladies and Gentleman,the next image might not be suitable to be viewed by children and even human beings,because it it something that might freak the liveng hell right out of you..Please hang on to your butts !!!!

Behold the man that we all know so well!!!

Khartik s/o Arumugam

a.k.a

The worst scum to ever evolve in this World !!!

An Intro To The Bad Boys Clan !!!!

WElcome I would say to everyone who reads this !!!

There is a new clan in town named the Bad Boys Clan !!! Its F**kin cool by the way and I hope all you readers out there would support us !!! Plz join this clan and you could enjoy alot of cool stuffz with us !!! Never in your wildest and wettest dreams would you have imagined the amount of fun that you gonna have in this clan !!! We can "kutuk" Mr.Khartik all day !!! Aint that fun??? (lolz)... Btw,for all thos e readers who dunt know who the heck Mr.Khartik is,this just a son of a loaded gun living in Taman Inderawasih !!! He looks somethin like an animal mutation !!

Ok ok,back to our main topic,I would just like all of u confused teens out there to support our clan and if u have the extra guts,please kindly join us !!! But plese be warned that you are not entering aclan for the faint hearted but this clan is only for those who seek to find out for themselves who they really are !!! After all,you all are juzt a bunch of crazy confused suckerz in this very confused world !!!