Saturday, February 25, 2006

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HUMAN EVOLUTION BECOMES NASTY AND STINKY TO BECOME A MAN !!!

My story here is not for the faint hearted but for those who want to know what our mother earth can produce on this planet !!!! We should all be gratefull that we are born perfectly normal and healthy but there is also some breed of us that are not that lucky….I am not that bad to point out to anybody in particular but all of us at Bad Boys Clan coudnt help noticing about a particular breed that lives in Taman Inderawasih…Hmmmm,what else can we say when our eyes come across a homo sapien….ehemm….ehemmmm….ehemmm, that consists of a mini giant (a particular breed,similar to the half giant breed of Hagrid the Hogwarts Gamekeeper in Harry Potter)… His name is Khartik s/o Arumugam ,age 18,…This human being is believed to have evolved from a jumble of animal species which is called the mega transformation or the next best event to happen in our earth ever since Jackyln Victor won the Malaysian Idol Award 2 years ago (this years winner,Mr.Daniel was a total flop in my opinion)..A group of scientists in Taman Inderawasih have done some heavy research and after years of hard work ,they have finally come up with a teory abou how this particular Mr.Khartik evolved to become a human being (or something close to it at least)….They have designed a flow chart below to help you readers out there understand how this very n extremely difficult transformation was done !!!!

The Flow Chart

…. the evolution was almost complete but due to severe and extreme eating, the whole evolution took a total twist…..behold……








The transformation was almost complete but due to the toads extreme eating ,consuming of other animals droppings and other slimy food,mother nature once again took this transformation to the next level….Hold your breaths ladies and gentlemen…..



Even after turning into a turtle,Mr.Khartik coudnt stop his eating habbits so Mother Nature got really pissed and said “This slimy meatball should be a human or something close to it so that he can realize what is all about dieting !!!”

So she gracefully turned the turtle into its final transformation and my word,it was ghastly !!!!

Ladies and Gentleman,the next image might not be suitable to be viewed by children and even human beings,because it it something that might freak the liveng hell right out of you..Please hang on to your butts !!!!










Behold the man that we all know so well!!!







Khartik s/o Arumugam

a.k.a

The worst scum to ever evolve in this World !!!

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