Monkey beach plan

Ugen and I have plan to charter a plane n do sky diving at monkey beach.The plane will board at the padang in front shauns house n will leave early in the morning.Dr.Marven shall be our tour guide and pilot.Dr.Kithrak will be our medical ass. .Port Dickson semua tak layan la woi..Penang la bomb....Jom pi penang...

Plan Big Holidays For Our GEngz..

Ok..can everybody in this blog tell exactly when they have holidays..i mean like few week long holidays...So that maybe this time around we could possibly arrange A big outtings for ourself... Options we have are explore the nature like what predith arranged: brought us to the monkeys last time..not the same place of course.mayB go out to port dickson...near our place summore rite ..mmu guys...or langkawi perhaps..or if got passports mayB thaIlanD>>

comments widely welcomed..

Funny !!!

A blind man walks into a restaurant
and sits down. The waiter, who is also
the owner, walks up to the blind man
and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and
can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer.
I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks
over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up
a greasy fork. He returns to the blind
man's table and hands it to him.
The
blind man puts the fork to his nose
and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have --
meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

*Unbelievable*, the owner thinks to
himself as he walks toward the
kitchen.
The cook happens to be the owner's
wife, so he tells her what had just
occurred.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man
returns and the owner mistakenly brings
him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you.
I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and
brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind
man says, "That smells great. I'll take
the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner
thinks the blind man is screwing
around
with him and tells his wife that the
next time the blind man comes in he's
going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but
this time the owner sees him coming,
so
runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this
fork on your panties before I take it
to
the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband
the fork. As the blind man walks in and
sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I
remembered you and I already have the
fork
ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his
nose, takes a deep whiff, and
says, "Hey,
I didn't know that Mary worked here!"

Funny Pic !!!

Arsenal

Malaysia 1 China 5

Pathetic !!! Thats the only word I have to say about the woeful Malaysian performance in tonight's AFC Tournament !!! How the f**k could they concede 5 goals to that Chinese cunts ??? Haaaih... Hairrudin Omar was a hopeless cunt up front for us as well as that short arse Akmal Rizal.. That strike partnership was totally hopeless up front for us throughout the whole game until that Shorty Akmal was replaced by Indra Putra.. Well,Indra Putra deserves a little bit of credit cause he really did play well since he came on the pitch.. And the goal that he scored was also a cracker.. But the Malaysian defence was really shameful for the whole game.. Pathetic !!!

Eduardo will be A perfect fit for Arsenal

Former Croatia internationals Slaven Bilic and former Gunner Davor Suker are convinced that Arsenal's new signing Eduardo Da Silva will be a complete success for Arsenal.

"He's going to be amazing for Arsenal," Croatia coach Bilic told the Daily Star newspaper on Tuesday.

"He's very young and very quick. He's a goalscorer but his game does not just depend on scoring goals. He's a team player and he opens up space for others."

Eduardo moved from Zagreb to the Emirates Stadium for undisclosed fee but the Croatian media placed the fee to a region of €24 million, the exact sum the North Londoners agreed with Catalan giants Barcelona last month for Thierry Henry.

Davor Suker also believed that the Brazillian-born Croatian international would turn out to be the fox-in-the-box that Arsène Wenger's side had been craving for.

"He is good quality and exactly what Arsenal need, one guy who can score easy goals," said Suker.

Gilberto says Drogba talk too much..I say its Chelsea's big time diseasE!!!

Possible captain-to-be Gilberto Silva has hit out at Chelsea's Didier Drogba for ruling his side out of next season's title race.

Drogba recently dismissed Arsenal as a threat for the league title next season following the departure of star player and captain Thierry Henry.

Our Brazilian midfielder is clearly less than pleased.

"So Drogba said we're out of the title race? We'll see what happens," Gilberto told The Sun.

"They spent a fortune last season and couldn't beat Arsenal in the league."

He added: "They didn't defend the title either, so I think Drogba is talking a little bit too much."

Gilberto went on to say that although Arsenal will miss Henry, he is looking forward to playing with new signing Eduardo da Silva.

"We played against him in the Champions League. He appears to be a good player and a great striker but we'll have to see how he settles in and adapts to English football.

"We'll lose a heck of a lot without Henry. He was our main player, the captain, the top scorer.

"It's true that replacing him will be no simple task. But we can't go through the kind of spell we did when Patrick Vieira went to Italy."

What happened to you pussies???

To all those macha's that used to post stuff in this blog !!! What the f**k happened to you guys?? Why nobody posting anything d??

Tevez is a Devil at last !!!

Man Utd have made another super signing today as news just broke in about the arrival of Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford.. Pheew... I just cant wait for the new season to start.. Such a squad has been assembled in Old Trafford is just breathtaking.. And all those superstars there are just so young and I just cant imagine the kind of domination that they would provide in world football for the next 5 to 6 years !!! Now with Tevez,Rooney,Ronaldo,Nani,Andersson,Hargreaves .....I could just go on !!! What superb transfer moves by the Old Master Sir Alex in this summer's transfer market... Hopefully this team will spearhead a sucessful assault on the EPL and Champions league next season.. Lets just wait and see what wonderful football will be played at Old Trafford next season..

Any opinions on the arrival of Torres???

So,please feel free to post any comments on the transfer of Torres to Liverpool... IS he worth 27 million?? IS he that good?? does he have the quality?? Pls post any of your comments regarding this matter...Tq

Its Balanced Now !!!

So 1 Superstar Player leaves the EPL and another joins the EPL. If any of you guys ever thought that the EPL would be a much poorer place without Thierry Henry afetr that cunt left Arsenal for barca,well Liverpool have proved you guys wrong by bringing in Fernando Torres from Atletico Madrid !!! But it still remains to be seen is Torres can create such an impact in England as he did in Spain.. HE was no doubt a quality player but it remains to be seen if he can adapt to the life in the Premiership !!! Boy oh boy,all this is just making me so eager and I just cant wait for the new EPL season to begin !!! Lets wait patiently !!!

Beautiful Lyrics !!! IF you Dudes understand that is !!! LOlx...

june pOnaa july kaattrae
kaN paarththaa kaadhal kaatrae

poo pooththaa thaen varumae
peN paarththaa thee varumae

ennaachchu thONaliyae
(check it up, check it up..)
aedhaachchu theriyaliyae

natpaachchu love illaiyae
love aachchu natpillaiyae

naetru enbadhum kaiyyil illai
naaLai enbadhum paiyyil illai
indru mattumae nenjil michcham uNdu
thOzhaa..

moththa kooththukkaL yaarukkaaga
moththa bhoomiyum kooththukkaaga thaan
anbae..

naetru enbadhum kaiyyil illai
naaLai enbadhum paiyyil illai
indru mattumae nenjil michcham uNdu
thOzhaa..

moththa kooththukkaL yaarukkaaga
moththa bhoomiyum kooththukkaaga thaan
ada an..bae..en an.b..ae..

june pOnaa july kaattrae
kaN paarththaa kaadhal kaattrae
poo pooththaa thaen varumae
peN paarththaa thee varumae..aae..

araikkuLLae mazhai varumaa
veLiyae vaa kudhukalamaa
indha bhoomi pandhu
engaL koodai pandhu
andha vaanam vandhu
koorai seidhadhindru
karai irukkum nilavinai salavai sei
sirai irukkum manangaLai paravai sei
endha malargaLum kaNNeer sindhi kaNdadhillai

june pOnaa july kaattrae
kaN paarththaa kaadhal kaattrae
poo pooththaa thaen varumae
peN paarththaa thee varumae

ennaachchu thONaliyae
aedhaachchu theriyaliyae
natpaachchu love illaiyae
love aachchu natpillaiyae

uala coumostas ...baieng grastias
o trama treyuma....

iruppOmaa veLippaadaiyaai
ah..sirippOmaa malar kudaiyaai
sirpi viralgaLO silai sedhukkumae
peNNin vizhigaLO nammai sedhukkumae
romba kaadhalai indha bhoomi kaNdirukkum
pala maattrangaL vandhu vandhu pOiyirukkum
indha ulagaththil evarumae raaman illai

june pOnaa july kaatrae
kaN paarththaa kaadhal kaatrae
poo pooththaa thaen varumae
peN paarththaa thee varumae
ennaachchu thONaliyae
aedhaachchu theriyaliyae
natpaachchu love illaiyae (love illaiyae)
love aachchu natpillaiyae (natpillaiyae)
naetru enbadhum kaiyyil illai
naaLai enbadhum paiyyil illai
indru mattumae nenjil michcham uNdu
thOzhaa..
moththa kooththukkaL yaarukkaaga
moththa bhoomiyum kooththukkaaga thaan
naetru enbadhum kaiyyil illai
naaLai enbadhum paiyyil illai
indru mattumae nenjil michcham uNdu
thOzhaa..
moththa kooththukkaL yaarukkaaga
moththa bhoomiyum kooththukkaaga thaan
ada an..bae..en an.b..ae..