Sex In The Jungle..

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
She was very attracted to him and,
during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he managed for
sex. "What's that?" he asked. She
explained to him what sex was, and he
said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of
tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have
that all wrong! I will show you how to
do it properly." She took off her
clothes, lay down on the ground, and
spread her legs wide. "Here," she
said, pointing, "You must put it in
here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped
closer and then gave her an almighty
kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around
in agony. Eventually she managed to
gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"

"Tarzan check for bees!"