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How Did Barca Win It?( A Geng Of Damn Cunts Lost it)
Arsene Wenger is curious how Barca won d Champions League , so he decides on a visit to the Nou Camp to see how Rjikaard coaches his team. After one day he is not really impressed by the training practices, so he asks Rjikaard how he gets his players so sharp. 'Well it is simple. I sometimes ask my players a difficult question, and that way they stay really sharp mentally'. Of course Arsene wants an example, so Rjikaard asks Deco to come over to the sidelines. He asks: 'Deco, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'That is not difficult', Deco answers immediately, 'Of course that is me'. 'You see? That's the way you keep them sharp', Rjikaard says to Wenger. Wenger, who wants to win the Champions League also, decides to bring this into Arsenal Fc's practice the next day. He calls Hnery over to the sidelines. 'Henry, I have a question for you', he says, 'He is not your brother, but still he is your father's son, who is he?' 'My God, Coach', is the boy's reply, 'That is a tough one to answer, can I sleep on that one night, and why do you ask me these questions?' Wenger explains it has to do with some continental coaching trick and agrees with the one night postponement. So that night Henry decides to call Lehnman. He has played on the continent, maybe he knows something about these continental coaching methods. 'Lehnman, maybe you know the answer to this question, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'That is easy, that is me!', says Lehnman. So the next day Henry walks full of confidence to Wenger. Wenger asks: 'Henry, do you know the answer to my question now?'. 'Yes it was actually very easy', he says, 'Is it Lehnamn?' Wenger answers: 'No of course not you stupid bastard. It's Deco.

What Cups !!!!!!
Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."


Decision A Man Has 2 Make
Q.You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A.Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Not Once but Twice.


Henry d Woman Beater
Thiery Henry was recently quizzed by police about an alleged, unprovoked attack on a pregnant woman.
When asked why he attacked the woman, he replied: "I didn't realise that she was pregnant, I thought that it was a 50-50 ball that she had up her jumper!!!"


Hitler = Wenger
Q.why do they call wenger hitler?
A.because he cant win in europe either.

Tea & Arsenal ???
What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A. The tea stays in the cup longer!

3 Pin Plug Or Arsenal ???
Q. "What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?"
A. "They're both useless in Europe"