ASSernal......
Well, wat else can a ASSENAl fan do now other than crack a few jokes on MANU, after that shamefull defeat at PARIS which is still fresh in d minds off all GOONERS fans. Even Astro i think has a grudge on Arsenal; as they have been repeating the game daily i think :p.
Wtf they were ment to loose......
Since all those GOONers fan out there are in a gloomy mood, here a some jokes no there are actual facts abt ASSernal ...---
HOW DUMB CAN ARSENAL B ?
D day b4 Arsenal's match against Barca, Arsene Wenger walks into the teams changing room looks at his players and say, "I'm not suppose to play some of u since our chairman said u were stupid against ManU"
" So i'm going to ask you a question if you answer it correctly you can play!"
They all agree, so Wenger starts with Henry, " How much is 2 + 2 ? "
" 4 ? " Henry replied after abt 5 minutes
" FOUR !!! " Wenger shouts loudly, reliefed and excited his top player got it right.
In response the other Arsenal players plead, " Come on Boss ,give him another chance !!!! "
11 ARS men v.s 0 MANU men ( Did Arsenal win ????? )
The evening b4 the big Arsenal v.s Manutd match, Rooney tells his teammates to take the weekend off, while he faced Arsenal alone. All of them were surprised but they complied and boarded a flight to Langkawi
At match time, they decided to follow the game via regular hphone update.
So the match begins, and at the fifth minute the see the score reads ManU- 1, Arsenal - 0. They were delighted that Rooney had managed to score against the 11 men of Arsenal. The first half ended 1-0 and the second half stayed the same until it was injury time when Henry managed to score. The match ended in a draw. But the team were excited that Rooney had managed to hold Arsenal to a draw all by himself..
The next day they returned back and at the airport they noticed that Rooney was looking all gloomy. "What hapened mate ? its ok, We are proud of you mate you managed to keep Arsenal to a draw all by yourself"
"Well .." replies Rooney " We could have won the damn match if i hadn't been sent off in the 6th minute !!!!!! :p
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
LAugh Out Loud
ILLUVATAR U SUCK !!!!!!!
Wtf they were ment to loose......
Since all those GOONers fan out there are in a gloomy mood, here a some jokes no there are actual facts abt ASSernal ...---
HOW DUMB CAN ARSENAL B ?
D day b4 Arsenal's match against Barca, Arsene Wenger walks into the teams changing room looks at his players and say, "I'm not suppose to play some of u since our chairman said u were stupid against ManU"
" So i'm going to ask you a question if you answer it correctly you can play!"
They all agree, so Wenger starts with Henry, " How much is 2 + 2 ? "
" 4 ? " Henry replied after abt 5 minutes
" FOUR !!! " Wenger shouts loudly, reliefed and excited his top player got it right.
In response the other Arsenal players plead, " Come on Boss ,give him another chance !!!! "
11 ARS men v.s 0 MANU men ( Did Arsenal win ????? )
The evening b4 the big Arsenal v.s Manutd match, Rooney tells his teammates to take the weekend off, while he faced Arsenal alone. All of them were surprised but they complied and boarded a flight to Langkawi
At match time, they decided to follow the game via regular hphone update.
So the match begins, and at the fifth minute the see the score reads ManU- 1, Arsenal - 0. They were delighted that Rooney had managed to score against the 11 men of Arsenal. The first half ended 1-0 and the second half stayed the same until it was injury time when Henry managed to score. The match ended in a draw. But the team were excited that Rooney had managed to hold Arsenal to a draw all by himself..
The next day they returned back and at the airport they noticed that Rooney was looking all gloomy. "What hapened mate ? its ok, We are proud of you mate you managed to keep Arsenal to a draw all by yourself"
"Well .." replies Rooney " We could have won the damn match if i hadn't been sent off in the 6th minute !!!!!! :p
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
LAugh Out Loud
ILLUVATAR U SUCK !!!!!!!
posted by DR.KhaRtHiK M.B.B.S (UK) M.D (MYS) F.R.C.S (IRE) at 10:26 AM
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