FIRST WEEK OF COLLEGE LIFE @ ACMS

wow!!!!!
wat a great week it has been!!!!

Orientation was kinda great!!!
My hostel is damn....a luzury!!! i mean it!!!1
one hse to 4 ppl & d house is kinda huge got hall, dining room, stor, kitchen, 2 bathrooms, study room
other then dat there is a club hse at our hostel which has its own swimmimg pool, cafetaria, pool table & snooker table (free!!!!!!),internet cafe (free),tv room playground..hahahahha
Life has been easy..

Therecurently 80 students (ONLY 11 NON BUMIS ) the rest all 69 of them MALAYS & guess wat all of them are sponsored by MARA/JPA & better of all these fellows are not poor there all datuk son/daughter,millioonaires!!!!!lah
wat 2 do.......i think i m d poorest there!!!!!!
got 11 indians (6 boys/5gals) v indian guys all one geng lah!!!!!!!
tHE malay fuckers also no problem lah all english spekin KL rich asses
oRIENTATION  was ok lah
got a lot of speach yeah i forgot even badawi came!!!!!!!!!!( he actually invested $$$$$$ in d college) then got presentationlah,games,futsal tourney ( which my geng won--thanx 2 top striker who scored 14 goals in 5 games...u know who lah ME!!!!!!!!!!) ..
then got water polo ( which we lost ... i nearly drowned!!!!!!!)
Got also pool/snooker tourney i tak masuk coz i takut i win LAH bagi chance 2 others ..hahahahh
Other then dat all very good exept 4 d dress code in class where v got 2 wear shirt with tie every day!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! no style lah!!!!!!!!
Other interesting things dat happen ........oh yeah!!!!!!
hahhahhahahaha!!!!! d biggest joke
Everyday at night, after our orientation prog. v got movie nite..d first day was good lah XMEN3, 2nd day d LAST sAMurai boringlah, 3rd day lah best ( v watch freddy vs. jason) which was a total porn muv d first scene straight got 1 nude chick running around & then fuckin her bfren)
hahahahahhahahaha
d fascilator didnt know until after the xxxx scene .. after dat onli he off d muv ...sob...sob..sob
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahHA
Kementrian wont b happy if they hear 80 boys/girls student watching porn at college on their orientation day...hahahahhhhhahahhahhh

Others all good....security even better lah u cant go out after 10 ( the whole place is all fenced up)
but u can go visit/talk do wat ever u want at d girls houses...no rules saying boys/girls cannot visit girls/boy houses...wow good college ah !!!!!!!!! Somemore u can even stay awake/walk aroung/lepak/dating d whole damn nite nobody cares!!!!! even better u want 2 play pool/use internet/swim at pool can do it at any time ...!!!!!NO LIGHTs OUT!!!!!u can c i was typing this at 1 am at d internet cafe.. NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I THink dats aLL 4 Now...got 2 go v got waterpolo game against d group of sissys here!!!!!!
cau

SINING OFF...
DR.KhaRtHiK M.B.B.S (UK) M.D (MYS) F.R.C.S (IRE)

GOD BLESS MALAYSIA

A True Malaysian: For some months now, I dread going to sleep for not knowing what tomorrow may bring. And if I do sleep, I wish that there will be more hours to help me slumber on as I do not wish to be awaken to more mind-numbing news like the recent "konsi-raya" issue. Racial and religious polarisation have come to a point where I don't believe any of our politicians have the will to bring back the "secular" days where I could enjoy the good company of my Malay, Indian and Eurasian friends, be it at school or in the office.
Islam teaches one to be compassionate but what I am now witnessing is Muslims, especially the religious leaders, have a knack for creating unnecessary anxiety for the populace, both Malays and non-Malays alike. They simply lack empathy. This kongsi-raya issue really takes the cake.
For heaven's sake, instead of of torturing us on a piecemeal basis, why don't these fellows once and for all, come out with a full range of "don'ts" for us to adhere to. Umno leaders said that it would be better that we increase our petrol at one go by 30 sen than on a piecemeal basis as the shock would not be so great for the rakyat. Why can't these religious leaders do the same on religious matters? If they can't, maybe I can help to prod them along:
1.. Muslims must now use a different set of ringgit notes and coins as the current ones are being stained by non-Muslims working in casinos; selling pork, keeping dogs; religious donations from temples and churches; and prostitution.
2.. The religious leaders must now issue a directive to all non-Muslim companies, especially the Chinese, that they can no longer recruit Muslim staff with the following message in the job advertisement "Muslims are discouraged from applying". Reason - many Chinese companies (and Indians) have religious altars placed in the workplace and there have been cases where due to space constraint, a Muslim staff is placed quite close to such altars and inevitably breathing in the incense.
3.. MAS must now have two set of aircrafts flying to the same destination - one for the Muslim staff and the other for the non-Muslims and all Muslim passengers are required to fly the aircraft serviced by Muslim staff.
4.. Inter-racial marriage between a Malay Muslim and a Christian or Hindu is now a no-no. Although the non-Malay could be converted to become a Muslim but on Christmas Day, he/she cannot return home to visit his/her parents and other members of the family. If they have the intention to do so, then such marriage cannot take place. This is to prevent a Muslim from being influenced by other religion thus weakening his/her faith. This applies to Chinese New Year and Deepavali home visits as well.
5.. Muslim tourist guides can only conduct tours for Muslim tourists as conducting tours for Europeans will inadvertently expose them to Christian thinking and thus weaken their faith.
6.. Muslim students are to stay away from national-type schools as they can be influenced by non-Muslim students' associations such as the Christian, Buddhist and Hindu societies, thus weakening their faith.Alternatively, non-Muslim students are barred from national-type schools which is now meant only for the Muslim students.
7.. A separate LRT unit will need to be introduced as the current arrangement often see Muslims physically rubbing against non-Muslims in a crowded train and this is definitely "haram".
8.. All Malay traders can no longer trade in a non-Muslim residential area for fear of being influenced by its surroundings thus weakening their faith.
9.. Muslims can only work in a hotel owned by a Muslim. Hotels with names such as JW Marriot, Westin International, Hilton, Nikko are a no-no as they are non-Muslim establishments.
10.. Duit Raya is no longer accepted as it is a Chinese(Toaist) practice called "ang pow".

This list is not exhaustive and I do hope readers can contribute to facilitate the job of the religious leaders. God bless this country!

Adios le Pido

What's the matter with u rock?

Things I learned from movies

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.

28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.





JOKE OF THE DAY
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she get up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"
The husband says, "No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then!!"?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

badger

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Savage Rooney triumphs against the cheating cunt Cristiano Ronaldo !!!

Silencing the fuck*rs(if its too long just read the end)

ripped wholesale from arsenal world.
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ow that the club has revealed the cost of tickets at Emirates Stadium we can fairly accurately work out the match day revenue at the new stadium. They will huge, and will truly elevate Arsenal into 'The Big League' in financial terms.

Emirates Stadium - Huge source of revenue
There are Five main match day revenue streams:

1. CLUB LEVEL

We have obtained a large and very detailed A3 plan of the 6708 club level seats. The breakdown of the different prices is as follows. Even if we don’t sell all as season tickets, the remaining seats will be sold as a match by match package at higher individual cost so the overall revenue could be higher. Assuming we sell all as Season ticket this is the yearly revenue.

1060 X £4750 = £5,035,000
1352 X £3,500 = £4,732,000
1776 X £3,250 = £5,772,000
2520 X £2,500 = £6,300,000

TOTAL £ 21,839,000
£18,586,382 ex VAT

2. BOX SEATS

There are 150 boxes; the cheapest box is £65K ex VAT and the dearest is £150K ex VAT but I’m not aware of the exact breakdown. However, from the information I have there are more boxes in the lower prices than higher so I have calculated the breakdown with this biased in mind.

25 X £65,000
25 X £70,000
20 X £75,000
20 X £80,000
20 X £90,000
10 X £100,000
15 X £130,000
15 X £150,000

TOTAL = £13,800 ex VAT

3. DIAMOND

There are 84 Diamond Club memberships.

84 X £12,500 = £1,050,000
£893,000 ex VAT

4. NORMAL ADMISSION

From the recently released season ticket pricing map and my detailed club level seating plan (showing number of all club seats and number of perimeter seats) I can determine accurately the proportion and number of different price seats. Arsenal have confirmed that there will be 28,000 upper and 23,000 lower seats.

UPPER TIER (28,000)

Upper centre 2240 X £1825 = £4,088,000
Upper next to centre 3920 X £1370 = £5,370,400
Upper behind goal 6720 X £1295 = £8,702,400
Upper next to centre 1400 X £1190 = £1,666,000
Upper wing and corner 10360 X £1165 = £12,069,400
Upper behind goal back rows 3360 X £1060 = £3,561,600

TOTAL = £35,457,800
£30,176,851 ex VAT

LOWER TIER (23,000)

Lower wing and corner 16,300 X £885 = £14,425,500
Lower centre 6,700 X £990 = £6,633,000

TOTAL = £21,058,500
= £17,922,127 ex VAT

NORMAL ADMISSION TOTAL = £48,098,978 ex VAT

5. CATERING AND PROGRAMME SALES

Per season assuming 25 games.

Arsenal have confirmed that the 4 restaurants at Emirates can accommodate 3200 diners in total with the top meal cost being £65. I am assuming the average regular fan spends an average of £5 on food and drink on fast food. These exclude the 9,000 box and club level. Arsenal’s programme sales are 70% of capacity.

Restaurant meals 3200 x £30 average price = £2,400,000
Fast food and drink per regular fan 51,000 x £5 average price = £6,375,000
Match day programme sales = 36,000 x £3 = £2,700,000

TOTAL = £11,475,000
= £9,765,657 ex VAT

GRAND TOTAL FOR STADIUM MATCH DAY TURNOVER

1). £18.586M
2). £13.800M
3). £ 0.893M
4). £48.099M
5). £ 9.766M

TOTAL = 91.144M ex VAT

Match day turnover for season 2003/2004 was £33.8M ex VAT so increase of £57.344M

At the time of moving into Emirates Stadium the £260M loan will be refinanced to a 25 year loan at a lower interest rate of 5% which will equate to yearly repayments of £18M.

Obviously not all the increase in revenue will be net profit as there will be costs against catering, programmes and increased staff costs but it is not unreasonable to assume a net profit increase of £45 with £12M costs. Deduct the interest payments of £18M a year leaves AN OVERALL NET PROFIT OF £27M PER SEASON after all loan repayments and costs.

The overall increase in turnover will be higher than the £57M increase in match day income as there will be other increases in non-match day income. Arsenal will be increasing the number of secondary sponsors at Emirates, utilising the stadium to it’s full potential away from the match day by using the stadium for conferences, corporate functions and exhibitions as well as and holding non football related events such as concerts. A final increase in turnover of £65M is more likely.

By the end of the 2006/ 2007 season Arsenal’s overall turnover will be close to Manchester Uniteds (possibly slightly more) and well ahead of any other club in the world.

REVENGE IS SWEET !!!

Justice has been done !!! Portugese cunts have been dumped out of the World Cup !!! England have had their justice served !!! Cristiano bitch,you definately deserve that !!! Up yours man !!! The French are still rolling on towards their dream of a second World cup triumph and I would genuinely wish them all the best !! You deserve it guys !!! But I am just so happy that those cheating portugese scums have been dumped out of the World Cup !!! And I also managed to see Cristiano Ronaldo crying after the game yesterday !!! Such a wonderful sight !!! So,its now a dream final between Franve and Italy !!! May the best team win !!!!

THE ITALIAN JOB !!!!

A succer punch !!! German cunts are out !!! And they went out in totally heartbreaking style !!! 2 goals in the dying minutes of extra time !!! I have to pay my respects to Italy as they were solid throughout the whole game and did not look like conceding at all !!! Alex Del Piero's finish in the second goal was totally world class !!!Groso's goal was also fantastic !! Superb is the word !!! So,the host nation have to watch the final of the World Cup on TV !!! Great !!! hahahaha...

England'S Penalty NightMare

It was a sad day.......

SAD AND JOY !!!

England are out of the World Cup !!! Obviously that is my main dissapointment for the past 2 days !!! But in my heart they went out as heroes but without luck !!! Evn after going down to ten men,they were still battling until full time and even had the better chances to score in normal time !!! But they just coudnt convert those chances and at this level if you dunt take your chances,you are just gonna be sent home packing the next day !!! But i would like to pinpoint a few players who have really dissapointed during this World Cup !!!! FRANK LAMPARD is a total failure during this World Cup !!!And all this shit talk about him being the best attacking midfielder in Europe !!! He just coudnt score and even after giving him a chance to score in a penalty,that bitch just coudnt convert his fucking chances !!! A real ass clown !!!! STEVEN GERRARD is another scum who has dissapointed millions of fans !!!! When he plays for Liverpool he is a total gem,always making those runs and scoring incredible goals but then when it comes to the big stage he just look ordinary !!!! Remember that he too missed a penalty !!! WAYNE ROONEY nowdays seems more interested to be stamping on human testicles than kicking the football !!! HE just cant be a great polayer becoz he cnt control his temper !!! Great player are players that posses everything and are also able to control their temper !!! A total dissapointment !!!! And there is also the latest news that DAvid Beckham is stepping down as team captain !!! i personally think that is a good decision becoz he is just not tough and spirited enough to lead a team !!! He cant inspire the team,he doesnt shout and spurs on his teammates on the field and hi si kind of soft like a sissy !!!! The best man for the armband would always be JOHN TERRY!!! He is the man !!! He is tough,a born leader and gives it all to the game.. He certainly should be the next England captain.. So I have finally come to terms and accepted that England are out of the World Cup that promised so much for them !!!

THE JOY
Brazil are out of the World Cup !!!hahahahaha..All the shit talk about samba crap has finally been put to the dustbin as they lost to the so called old FRENCH Team !!!! Ronaldinho who is publicly acclaimed a sthe best player in the world is proving to be the best chimp in the world !!! HE didnt do shit in this World Cup !!! For the good of the game,there will be a new world champion this summer so I guess thats good news for all neutral football fans around the world !!!